Today is Monday. How fanstastic.

Office. Monday. Marvelous.
The picture on the right is the official office language. You can use this to make up an excuse as to why you are useless today.

Mondays ... getting to the office:
Getting out bed, to take a shower and then change has to be the slowest moving part of the morning. Its not even getting up, doing it and you're done. It is the fact that you were doing something that you should have not done like drinking, smoking, tripping, watching movies, playing videos games, dancing in a pumpkin patch, etc. Your brain knows what needs to be done for the next day but for some reason or another it decides to sabotage (pronounced sabo-tayge) your sleep time. It always seems to do this. Not only that, it does it so well, that when it thinks its had enough, the time on the clock says you have about 2 hours of sleep. With a well let out WTF followed by a sigh, you knew this was going to happen and yet this isn't the first time either. There have been countless times where you have been here. This is what Mondays are good for.